Green LED Patrol Light Wand

Hello there, I'm Pablo, the Green LED Patrol Wand! Yes, that's right, I'm not your average stick in the mud; I'm the life of the party, the glow in the dark, the beacon of fun! ??Standing at a majestic 8.25 inches of pure glowing eminence and sporting a lanyard that's 27 inches of pure convenience, I'm your trusted sidekick for any event that calls for a dash of green and a splash of light. ?✨Now, let's talk power. I'm fueled by three AG13 batteries, replaceable of course, because who likes a party pooper when you're in the groove? Not me! ??But wait, there's more! With a click of my button, you can cycle through 7 light functions. From a steadfast glow to a vertigo-inducing up/down flash, I've got more moves than a break-dancer in zero gravity. ??Imagine this - you're at a festival, the beat drops, and BOOM, I come alive with a vertical flash that says, "Look at me, I'm the ruler of the dance floor!" Or maybe you're sneaking up on leprechauns; my still light mode is perfect for that stealthy shine. ??Now, gather 'round for a tale of crafty capers. Once upon a time, there was a grand art festival, and I, Pablo, was the centerpiece of the art craft workshop. The task? To decorate your very own wand. ?️?There were wands with polka dots, stripes, and even one covered in miniature faux fur (it tickled). But the showstopper was a wand that got bedazzled so heavily, it could've been seen from outer space. That wand, my friends, stole the show and the light-up dance-off that followed was... well, let's just say, legendary. ??So, why blend in when you were born to stand out, right? With me, Pablo, you're not just holding a light; you're wielding a wand of wonder! Let's make some memories that will glow forever! ??Don't be shy, give the button a try, and let's light up this party! Are you ready to be the light of the party? ??